Total Medals Earned: 233 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,315 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/630 points)
Fiddle with the settings
Get a 10 hit Combo
Get a 20 hit Combo
Use all of main Character's attacks
Complete Normal Mode
Use all Vandier's attacks
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Kill all eneimies
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Complete Hard Mode
Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Collect 100 orbs
Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Get a 50 hit Combo
Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
Collect all Awards
Get a 60 hit Combo
Complete Culmination without dying
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/145 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win on Baboon and keep destroying art like you mean it, you dirty rascal!
Of your taste in literature
Win on Maestro and save art.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/145 points)
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Kill the flying pig!
Follow Deathink!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Pick a chain of at least 32 flowers.
Reach 10,000 points.
Survive 6 levels in survival mode.
Reach 25.000 points.
Survive 12 levels in survival mode.
Kill the ghost.
Pick a chain of at least 60 flowers.
Collect 25 food items in a single combo.
Pick a chain of at least 100 flowers.
Survive 24 levels in survival mode.
Squish 25 enemies in a single combo.
Reach 50,000 points.
Reach 100,000 points.
Reach 200,000 points.
Reach 500.000 points.
Survive 48 levels in survival mode.
Medals Earned: 15/30 (105/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!